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"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
-William Goldman "The Princess Bride"
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As for the future of the couples sex life, John said he is full of hope. "I'd like to maybe try actually touching Linda's vagina with my hand at some point," he said. "Then again, I don't want to rush things. Also, I've heard that the vagina kind of smell
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"The id will not stand for a delay in gratification. It always feels the tension of the unfulfilled urge." -Sigmund Freud
the song is very good but orginally it's from Depeche Mode but it's better from Lacuna Coil
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It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world...
... life is easy with eyes closed
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